If I left do I honestly think he’d notice? Maybe in a day or two, once his shirts weren’t hung in the wardrobe or he ran out of pants.
This is what I am wondering whilst lying in bed waiting for the keys to turn in the door. I take that back, whilst I wait for him to attempt to turn his keys in the door, then ring the doorbell, we have one of those wireless ones, the ones with that get plugged in a socket, its in the dining room, do you know the ones I mean? never mind it’s not important. Where was I, ah yes his attempt at opening the door, then trying to ring the door bell, which I have turned off hence the digression. So he’ll call up to the window, and not in a romantic “Juliet Juliet where for art thou” this will be a”babe you’ve locked me out, babe, BABE!” till I come down in my pyjamas cursing myself for trying to go to bed and not staying up to watch the late night Channel4 movie, (something about a suburban murderer – would that work I wonder, although I am not so sure it’s that simple to hack body into pieces…..) and let him in. I wont say a word turn on my heels and go back to bed, this time really cross as I will now definitely be unable to sleep.
He would notice if I left, he’d notice a lot sooner than most and he’d notice because he would still be stuck outside.
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